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Much better.

Here’s why…

Too bad about the ordering. “Fucking dick-bomb” would be a great addition to the vocabulary of invective.

What if I say dick cheney? Does that up my dick count, as well?

I’d better say fucking again, or it won’t come first any more. As it were.

UPDATED:

“dick cheney” doesn’t alter the count! You could presumably all day about what a dick Cheney is and still have a G rating. Hmm.

On the other hand, two more fuckings and two more dicks turn the bomb into a gun.

Betcha never expected to read that sentence.