August 7, 2007
Posted in The Selachiad, Writing | 2 Comments
Human-Shark Hybrid 2 - Where I come from
Let me clarify a few things some people find confusing. When most people first hear that I’m a human-shark hybrid, they immediately assume I’m speaking metaphorically.
“I’m part shark,” I say.
“Yeah, you’re a killer!” they say, and clap me on the shoulder, viz., thinking that I’m speaking metaphorically. Then I clarify that I’m literally part shark, which I do by biting off their hand. “Aagh!” they say, or words to that effect.
