Your search queries answered, #2.
Lijit totally rocks… It’s not that I couldn’t figure this out myself, but I love the weekly e-mails that tell me my top searches:
- “skott klebe” (1 time)
- fucking primary sources Peter the Great (1 time)
- shark hybrid (1 time)
- compare the movie to the book Flowers for Algernon (1 time)
- ate AA batteries (1 time)
- human hybrid (1 time)
I mean, as long as searches 1 & 2 weren’t originally concatenated together, there’s no downside! All knowledge is good.
Now, on to your queries.
#1, guilty as charged. How can I help you?
Mr or Ms. #2. I am sorry, but I do not understand your request. Comma positioning could make all the difference, as could a subject or an active verb. Consider rephrasing.
#3. I continue to surprised at the ongoing volume of human-shark hybrid queries on this site. Clearly I am addressing an unfulfilled need. I guess it’s time to drop the news that I am in the process of setting up a blog for my occasional guest poster, Bob Selacchi, the Shark-Man of Sales, who’s way too busy with his schedule as Noted Sales Expert and Motivational Speaker to take care of mundane details himself.
#4. Although I have read every single version of Daniel Keyes’ story, Flowers for Algernon, including the novel published in tandem with the movie Charly, I have never seen the film. I recommend the Hugo-winning novella over the novel, which takes rather too long to complete its circle.
#5. While I am aware that this site does have a post or two that would appear to be highly relevant to a search about eating AA batteries, I hope, whoever you are, that you found something that better addressed your direct need.
6. Technically, a human-human hybrid would simply be a conventional child, wouldn’t it? Am I missing something?
