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I am sorry, I can’t cancel your Facebook account. My post was a joke, elliptical and weak, hut in the proper light quite humorous, I swear - Scoble, who is one of the most famous bloggers evah, got his account canned by testing a tool that created an abuse of terms of service. 

I would never advise you to do such a thing. 

Therefore, there is no way to cancel your Facebook account. 

Facebook loves you too much to let you go.