Cow Shark

Now this is cool.

A. Torralba, R. Fergus, W. T. Freeman at MIT have collected 80,000,000 pictures representing the meanings of the 53,463 nouns in the English language, and presented them for our perusal in the form of a clickable abstract pattern!

When you get there, the very bright blue splotch at the center near the bottom is mostly sharks.  The first one I clicked on was Cow Shark.  I couldn’t find it again, though.  More tragic, I clicked randomly on the word "nympholept,’ then clicked away again before taking the time to note how it was depicted graphically.  I couldn’t find it again, so now I may never know.

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Blog posts are sweet, but those unposted / are sweeter, OR, A Legend in My Own Mind

http://airblogging.com helps you blog from your mobile phone.  Unfortunately, they don’t offer the service that I really need, which is help blogging without any technical aids at all.  That’s what I’ve been calling air-blogging.  You know, like air-guitar.

I would be a totally fabulous A-list air-blogger, if there was any way to keep track of a list of bloggers who would be widely known if they ever posted anything.  "What was that conversation about, we were having last week, in the coffee room? When I said, ‘I’m totally air-blogging this,’ meaning, of course, that I knew I wouldn’t get around to actually blogging it?"  Would be No. 7 world-wide for the month of December,  I’m so totally sure, if a) I could remember any details of that conversation and b) anyone else had heard it besides the0phrastus and Pyegar.

I was even going to get around to the themed T-shirt, "I’m totally air-blogging this," or at least an air-T-shirt (one that would be great to talk about, even if it was lacking in the whole coverage department).  Now those spoilsports  at http://airblogging.com have to go and build a legitimate business with the same name as my blogging’s tragic flaw, i.e., that I never actually post anything. 

Thank you, http://airblogging.com, for raining on my whole imaginary parade.

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So, you CAN cancel your Facebook account?

Scoble shows us how.  Sort of.

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The frozen north

Here we are in late autumn, and Boston is socked in.

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Doesn’t look so deep here, but this is in the middle of active plowing.  Out front of the restaurant there’s a guy shoveling - by the time he got to the end of the sidewalk, a quarter-inch of fresh snow had fallen on the part he did first.  That would mean we’re getting four inches an hour.  There’s certainly four inches sitting on the roads unplowed. 

I left the office at 1 today trying to make sure I got home for dinner.  It took two hours to go twenty miles.  When traffic completely stopped - three cycles at a stoplight without any movement on the other side of the light - I got off the road for lunch.  Two hours later I tried to go head home, but here I am, at Flatbread in Burlington, after a mile or two of the scariest driving I’ve ever done.

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GMail ads take a turn for the worse…

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Great reading lately.

I took a big pile of unread books up to Vermont with me over the Thanksgiving Holiday, and read, read, read. 

Jamestown, Matthew Sharpe.

A retelling of the story of the Jamestown colony, thrust forward into a post-apocalyptic future.  Captain John Smith, John Rolfe and the other colonists drive an armored bus down 95 from a wrecked Manhattan, narrowly escaping the collapse of the Chrysler Building.  Pocahontas, Powhatan and the rest of the Native American population are people from all over the US who have resettled Virgina after the war.  Told in rough epistolary form, a series of wireless e-mails between Rolfe and Pocahontas.

If writing were jumping ability, Sharpe would have some serious hops.  English in his hands is in turns comical, moving, or even terrifying. 

The Raw Shark Texts, Steven Hall

It’s one of those openers that agents constantly say they have no interest in reading: the narrator wakes up without any idea who he is.  Raw Shark Texts is Figure 72 in the ongoing proof that you can break any of the rules as long as you’re good enough.  The narrator is under pursuit by the dread Ludovician shark, most ravenous of all conceptual fish.  Shark Texts has almost as much fun with typography as House of Leaves - there’s even a flipbook, illustrated with words, at the climax of the story.    For all its games with words and ideas, Shark Texts is ultimately a beautiful story of love and loss.

Acacia, Book One: The War with the Mein, David Anthony Durham

Two extraordinary experimental novels, then a really good traditional epic fantasy.  This was quite a transition for me, reading Acacia after the Jamestown and Raw Shark Texts.  Acacia’s a sterling example of the form, with intriguing novelty and surprising turns.  I’m glad I didn’t wait for the remainder of the series to come out.

Rumo, Walter Moers

Bizarre and wonderful.  All of the characters in Rumo are different forms of mythical animals in the land of Zamonia; the main characters are Wolpertings - bipedal sword-wielding attack dogs, essentially - and a Shark Grub.  The story follows Rumo the Wolperting from early puppyhood into his first great adventure as an adult.  Even in translation from the German, one of most plain fun reads I’ve had in a long time.

Moers is a writer and cartoonist; his  illustrations are as entertaining as his text. I’ve already ordered all of his other books.

Halting State, Charles Stross

Stross is one of the most imaginative hard-sf writers around.  In Halting State, he’s focused on the near future.  Lately he’s blogged about the unlikelihood of human space exploration, so I’m not surprised to see him writing Mundane SF, and making the near future as fascinating, mind-bending, and vital.

Halting State’s written in rotating second person, which may be a first.  Stross has the chops to make it work, but I’m not sure that second person adds value here.

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Judge jails whole courtroom for one ringing cellphone…

"Everyone is going to jail; every single person is going to jail in this courtroom unless I get that instrument now," he went on. "If anybody believes I’m kidding, ask some of the folks that have been here for a while. You are all going."

http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9824710-7.html?tag=nefd.top

I like this guy’s approach better.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideoplay%3Fdocid%3D-8666853249964284510&ei=Yp1NR8ubC6XWesPDpYQN&usg=AFQjCNHLvOs7s003O7nTviGJIx5UGx7AUA&sig2=ws9ALMdoYD4PtJUDoQVAGw

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Search queries answered #3

Again from Lijit.

1.  scott klebe

Damn it, it’s Skott Klebe!  Google’s probably offering to correct my spelling.

2. charles stross tsp

Yes, I blogged that.

3. history teacher+ fuck + less information + loewen

=? Got me.  I would go to Loewen for more information, not less.  And it sounds like you’ve got some unresolved issues with your history teacher, notwithstanding any lies your teacher told you.

4. la-di fucking da

My friend Bob Selacchi has been known to say that on occasion when he blogs here.

5. sark hybrid

Half man, half Maher?

6. Laslo Moholy-Nagy Finnegans Wake book

Ah, a more intellectual caste of visitor.  Glad to have you.  We have a fine collection of surrealistic GMail ads in the room over there, one of the world’s finest collections of human-shark-hybrid fiction in those three posts over there, and a sadly underused comments section.  Welcome!  And it’s Lazslo, BTW.  Props for leaving out the apostrophe in Finnegans, though.

7.  shark hybrid

Over there.

8.  jeff hayes myspace new jersey

No,  this Jeff Hayes.

9.  vamporn

None in stock at the moment.  And we’re all out of werotica and faerotica, as well.

10. Found Objects Sharks

“Hey, dude.  Look at this object I found.”

“That’s a fucking shark, you moron! Aah!”

11. “Tobias Lüttke”

Leading Ruby on Rails developer, creator of Typo and Shopify.  He’s not here.

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More ads

For all your duck needs.

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Out, damned textiplication! Out, I say!

William Shakespeare

O excellent! I love textiplication better than figs.

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via the0phrastus.

William Shakespeare

I shall despair. There is no creature loves me;
And if I die no textiplication will pity me.

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Damn straight.

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